Stalkers...

Ok, so how long have I been single exactly?? I drugged myself to bed last night seeing as my faithful mate, insomnia, has returned. Wake up this morning/afternoon, it was a long night, and I have a new lesbian stalker who goes by the name Fify...enough said. I’m hoping your French or something just so that the name makes sense. Alright, on a more serious note...my academia profile is not for picking up people to date. I use my academic profile to schmooze my way to the top of my career path, not to date! I don’t scare that easily, well sometimes, but this email got me out of bed pronto and into the shaggiest, baggy clothes I own in the UK.

“Hello dear,
My name is Fify, single searching for true love relationship as i saw your profile here (academia.edu) and i became interested in you and i will like to know more about you and if you don't mind to mail me back here then i will reply you with my pictures and tell you more about myself.
I hope we can move from here. waiting for your mail.
With best regards”

Think it’s time to start dating again, a sign from the universe. So, if any of you people out there could make suggestions I would appreciate them...and probably turn them down in the end. I do love men and I admit to being bicurious, but I love all things manly, wouldn’t trade it for the world. =) Using my email address to get me to talk to you, was not a good idea. I will find you!

I must be on a roll...that’s now the third stalker I’ve managed to obtain in a space of a year!! 

Spartacus!!!

I can't believe this beautiful man has cancer =( makes me so sad. Amazing physical appearance,but i prefer the character Crixus. I've fallen in love with him more than Spartacus.

The calm before the storm

It's been week from tartarus and this is only the beginning. Finally got through the assessed lecture, English as broken as it is failed to flow smoothly,but hey... the drinks after that were most welcomed. Strawberry cider...yummy!!! Thanx to a fellow bioarch nerd for the introduction =). I would have thought that since the lecture business is over I would be able to sleep. Sadly, that is not the case. I'm not sleeping at all these days,it's been 2 weeks now since I've had proper welcomed sleep without inducing it myself. Not much work has been done either in these moments that I've spent awake. However, I have discovered a new love interest for the fantasies that play out in my head...Spartacus:Blood and Sand. What was my life before beholding such brutality & sexiness?? Safe to say I will never look at men the same way.



Following the advice of a dear friend I will not indulge you on the original content that I was determined to blog about. Apparently it could ruin things with people. To be honest, its already ruined and I'm just embracing my inner bitch. 3 strikes and you're out buddy-boy, sorry...I still love you though (my weakness). As for my stalker, I told you before, get a life and let me get on with mine, wet magnesium and flames will not be kind to your remains. Identification of your remains will be near to impossible...just saying ;)
Besides, I have a forensic archaeologist in London to impress, that's stressful enough. My hair better work with me on that day, its started falling out again,but this time I will relax and take things with a glass of wine & aKing =)

I miss my mommy & the little girl with her

And so it begins...

It’s that time of the year again when I become an unpleasant person to be around. Ok, generally I am an unpleasant person, but if you add dissertation research and writing to the mix well... I’ve spent close to a week searching for and reading articles on starch grain analysis and dental calculus. It was only last night that my brain had an “aha” moment and when I woke up the next morning, it was gone. Hmmm, my brain is simple...it works on the principle of “monkey see, monkey do” right now this monkey isn’t seeing much and is therefore not getting a whole lot done! Anyway, with loads of positive energy (just oozing from my pores) and the wonder that is science (so I’m told by the scientists) it will work out. Good!!!

Ok, so my last few posts were really angry, dark and super narcissistic and got a few people wondering what it is they did wrong. If you think you did something to upset me, well...took you long enough! Ok, no now really, I’m just embracing the narcissist-ness within my personality. There is the existence of a ‘healthy’ narcissism that we should all practice and if you know anything about me, my folks, super awesome brothers & mates then you can understand my need to have a slightly higher dosage of narcissism. If not...I’m sorry, in the case that I’ve been unpleasant...again I am sorry. A feature related to healthy narcissism is the feeling of greatness, which is the antithesis of insecurity and inadequacy. Can’t promise it won’t happen again, but this time I have a mate that I’m just going to call up and scream at. When he gets a ‘bird’, if he doesn’t have one already, she’s just going to have to deal with it for my sake.

So, on the happy and bright side of things in my York-living/uni-busyness I got my pathology report back, and must say that the comments I got back made me smile a whole lot. Comments were that it was a beautiful piece, professionally done and accompanied by well documented illustrations =). For once my photos weren’t rubbish.